1 min readJul 24, 2020
My personal favorite is, “have you read the syllabus?”, then ask for an assignment from last week that was never assigned.
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Written by Jeff Heinzelman
I am a husband and father of two teenage boys, and live in Austin, Texas where I enjoy Tex-Mex, BBQ, and football. Not necessarily in that order.
